Why, yes -- we DO have a mall in Iowa with a first-place-at-the-fair-cherry-pie mural bursting with color and local-culture pride from its merry little triangle in the ceiling trusses. Our celebrated mall also has an Abercrombie & Fitch guy in a small, lat-hugging T-shirt who wouldn't look up from his folding when I walked by him 73 times. OK, 74. Because it has to be an even number or I'd still be standing at the back of the store. And that would make me seem pathetic.
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