(No Longer) North of Foster, (Still) Left of Center
Wednesday, May 31, 2017
Wet and distressed
That moment you put on your costume for your show and discover that your sweat on it hasn't compleeeeeetly dried from the night before. Plus then you discover a box behind your costume rack labeled "distressed men's peasant shirts" and you wonder if wearing peasant shirts is what made all those poor men distressed or if the box contains peasant shirts that were made specifically for men who are already distressed. And all that wondering makes YOU distressed but you're wearing a tux shirt so OHMYGODICAN'TGOONNOW.