Guess who just got cast as Finch? Not me. Because I'm WOMPER, the coolest rhythm-challenged nerd-boss in the history of rhythm-challenged-nerd-boss-themed musical theater! (And lest you think I'm lodging a passive-aggressive complaint here, you're wrong. Because I'm stoked! And not just because I get to be in front.)
I've always wanted to perform this song, but without the tedious chains of most of the rest of the show. And now I get to! In front!
You, ya got me! Me, I got you! As my backup singers! Booyah!