Saturday, April 18, 2009


41 years ago this very minute, I came screaming into the world. And I immediately started thinking of inappropriate things to write about. Thank goodness the Internets were invented so I didn't have to keep all those hooker jokes to myself. And poop jokes. And anti-gay bigot jokes. Which are all basically the same joke, when you think about it.

And one year ago today, I became domestic partnered with the lovingest man on the planet who—as a surprise bonus—is also the laundry-foldingest man on the planet. So I ended up with two planet record-holders right in my own home. I'm just lucky that way.

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