The beeping has stopped.

It was the dishwasher. Which we had checked and checked again over the last five days and found nothing on its control panel that seemed beepworthy.

Apparently I had emptied the dishwasher before it was finished drying the dishes.

And apparently the genius engineers at GE decided that a half-finished drying cycle was something consumers would want to know about. And that tiny beeps spaced one minute apart with no flashing lights or other visual tie-in cues would be a valuable component of this valuable alert feature.

Apparently the genius engineers at GE suck ass. But only when it’s completely dry.