Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Confidential to the woman in the black thong:

A bleached linen skirt may be cool and breezy on a hot summer day, but without a slip underneath it, it's gonna scream LOOK! THERE'S A BLACK THONG UNDER ME!

Possible solution: a flesh-colored thong

Better solution: with your figure, granny underpants

Either way, we shouldn't have to start our day with your undergarments screaming at us in all caps.

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