The 9 to 5 logo looks like S to P behind the rear-projection screen

But we won’t StoP until I dance my disco-fantasy wig off.

Come and get it while you can, my dudes

I’m getting heterosexualer and heterosexualer by the hot second in this faux-satin periwinkle leg o’ mutton wing-collar chemise festooned in shimmery tonal sequins.

#FolliesLife, yo.

Costume fitting night!

Under every "Singin’ in the Rain" trench coat hides a soul of pastel sequin nightmares.

I’m watching my niece perform at a massive show choir competition, but everything has ground to a halt because someone lost a sequin in the lobby

NOBODY MOVE.