My grandmother made this. In the nursing home. Two decades ago. It's a family heirloom. DO NOT JUDGE.

OK, you can judge. Because how did Grandma get her hands on a beer bottle for her nursing-home craft class? Perhaps the answer to that question is the key to unlocking the mystery of the uneven antlers.

I’m not interested in your petty jealousies

My grandmother made this. In the nursing home. With a beer bottle. Two decades ago. It's a family heirloom. DO NOT JUDGE.