• Cutsie-poo shirts
• Saying cutsie-poo
• Stealth selfies
• Calling them stealthfies
Speaking of (my workouts, not murder), do you want to know the difference between a pre-50 workout and a post-50 workout? Of course you do: It’s abs. Before I was 50, if I accidentally sneezed I counted it as a week’s worth of abs workouts. Now that I’m 50 (as rumor has it), I have an unhealthy obsession with my waistline and I won’t leave the gym without going all Geneva Convention on my abdominals. Which, coincidentally, makes sneezing extra-super-fun.
But pain is weakness leaving the body. I saw that on a T-shirt once. And it wasn’t pastel.