I love everything about our rented weekend house

... except for this hyper-ugly-ass old couch that’s literally been PAINTED and passed off as “upscaled” (who SAYS that?) on the rental site:

It’s ugly, it’s cracked, it’s itchy, it’s somehow also sticky and it farts suspiciously convincingly every time you sit on it. Thankfully, my friend Shane is still cute so he cancels out the couch’s hyper-ugly-assness just by gracing its cushions.