(No Longer) North of Foster, (Still) Left of Center
Saturday, March 10, 2018
LEARN FROM MY PAIN AND HUMILIATION:
When you stumble on assorted three-packs of your favorite underpants—which never go on sale for 50% off—on sale for 50% off, before you avariciously put them in your online shopping cart and order them, take a moment to make sure that the reason they’re on sale for 50% off isn’t because THEY’RE COVERED IN FEARSOME SYMBOLS OF CRUEL, GRISLY DEATH.
(Ooh, look: One pair is in a charming windowpane check!)