(No Longer) North of Foster, (Still) Left of Center
Wednesday, July 05, 2017
Submitted for patent:
My next Nobel Prize will be awarded for the old sock I cut cleverly using my Möbius-strip-making skills into a longer rope to give my mom left-hand access to her right-side-attached electric recliner controller since her right arm is immobilized from her surgery.
I'm sure I'll also receive a Pulitzer for deftly crafting that last sentence.