$25 dollars • ATM machine • 6:00 p.m. at night
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“The kitchen experts!” • Our “famous” apple pie
Important!!!!! • Why pay more than you have to?!?
Call your Mom • I love Spring • Our Company is hiring
As our best customer, we want to thank you
Where RU? • Gr8 job last nite • cn I c yr pix?
Take that vacation you’ve always dreamed of
I dumped him because he’s dumb, bad breath and died on Thursday