Tuesday, March 04, 2008

I left the house at 7:30 this morning

Since then, I've had a 45-minute bus ride, a 45-minute client meeting, an all-company meeting, two trips to our crowded kitchen for free doughnuts (Little-known fact: Free doughnuts are the lifeblood of the advertising industry. No free doughnuts, no advertising.) and probably seven smaller meetings with various members of my staff.

I finally found a moment to run to the bathroom just after noon. And as I walked up to the urinal, I discovered that my fly was already down.


But! I'm not gonna let a couple hundred Chicagoans admiring my superhero underpants get in the way of passing along my favorite seasonal humor:

What day of the year is a command to move ahead?

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