Since then, I've had a 45-minute bus ride, a 45-minute client meeting, an all-company meeting, two trips to our crowded kitchen for free doughnuts (Little-known fact: Free doughnuts are the lifeblood of the advertising industry. No free doughnuts, no advertising.) and probably seven smaller meetings with various members of my staff.
I finally found a moment to run to the bathroom just after noon. And as I walked up to the urinal, I discovered that my fly was already down.
But! I'm not gonna let a couple hundred Chicagoans admiring my superhero underpants get in the way of passing along my favorite seasonal humor:
What day of the year is a command to move ahead?
MARCH FORTH! HA!