Tuesday, October 18, 2005
A whole year of queer!
I'm the new marketing director for the Chicago Gay Men's Chorus, and it would be a travesty of biblical proportions if every single one of my readers didn't order season tickets to our shows this year. And nobody wants biblical proportions.
Order before October 30 and you'll save 10% on all this:
A Cowboy Christmas
December 9-10, 2005
Slip on your boots and jump on your horse ’cause you’re about to enjoy a rootin’, tootin’ holiday hoe-down just like the cowboys had in the Old West. (The gay ones, at least.) When you’re with CGMC, there really is no place like home (on the range) for the holidays.
The Ten Commandments: The Musical
April 21-22, 2006
Relive the ten plagues of Egypt! Watch the Red Sea part like an expertly styled coiffure! Discover just how flaming the burning bush can be! Cecil B. DeMille captured it on film, and now CGMC is bringing the Ten Commandments to life on stage. Except we’re doing it with better shoes. (You are totally going to covet them!)
Midwest Pride 2
June 23-24, 2006
CGMC continues our longstanding tradition of celebrating Pride with a guest chorus. This year the Indianapolis Men’s Chorus joins us in a joint concert of stirring anthems, sequined show tunes and all the joyous irreverence you’ve come to expect from CGMC.
Remember, order your season tickets before October 30 and you’ll save 10%—plus you’ll pay no taxes, surcharges or fees!
Plus, if we sell out all our shows, I get a 10-minute sloppy kiss with Nick Lachey. DO NOT DENY ME MY NICK LACHEY.