The bartender says, "Hey, pirate! You've got a steering wheel sticking out of your fly."
The pirate says, "Aargh! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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ADDENDUM: Bill threw a hissy fit when he saw I posted this joke as if it were mine. So let me set the record straight (as it were): I got this joke from BILL. He likes pirates.