E-I-E-I-O

I’m washing and drying our poultry-themed knickknacks and the top drying towel in our kitchen drawer had a bovine motif and there’s an eagle on that antique green bottle and long story short don’t come over because it’s an absolute zoo here.

Also: There are few things in life more satisfying than rinsing the dust off of plastic flowers with a squirt of soap and the spray nozzle on the sink faucet.

#WeirdStuffICollectOnMyPhone

One of these is a picture of the cozy Thanksgiving fire I’m about to take a nap in front of

Norwegian food x Thanksgiving food

= relentlessly beige eatin’, except for the Jell-O

One day until the carnage!

Three days until the carnage!