My codemonkey friend Bob rocks the house!
Bob single-handedly figured out the problem with my blogger source code that was making the sidebar jump to the bottom of the screen in Internet Explorer browsers. And he patiently explained it to me so I think I kind of understand it. (He at least explained it enough—over the phone, no less—that I was able to fix it. Which makes me codemonkey-by-proxy. I might have to get a commemorative plaque or T-shirt made with that impressive new title on it.)
And now—for the low, low price of a dinner some night very soon—I have the coolest blog in the entire universe. Really. It's even better than this one.